Simpsonian 🍁︎

Welcome! You've arrived at the Simpsonian, a vaunted institution at the forefront of tinkering and tomfoolery.

Whether you're looking for a Rust macro to automatically parse XML, various thoughts on home networking and self-hosting, or a critique of a self-help book, our tireless team of Simpsonian researchers have you covered.

We've also got software to make your PC's LEDs actually useful, a tool that translates text to emoji via ChatGPT, and—inexplicably—a screed against biking across the Golden Gate Bridge, among many other curios. Yes, it's an eclectic collection indeed, but stick around long enough and I think you'll grow attached to this motley crew, just as I have.

So: once again, welcome to the Simpsonian; we do hope you enjoy your stay. On the off chance you do not, we would be glad to fully refund your admission.

And just for good measure: I, for one, welcome our new LLM overlords.